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The Oblongs · Season 1, Episode 15

Mayor and Priest in “Unfinished Business”

[Mayor is calling Helga, who is stuck in the sewer]

MMayor

[to the crowd] The fat girl's stuck in a pipe...

[Nobody reacts]

MMayor

...and so is the locket.

[Everybody gasps]:

PPriest

Why do bad things happen to good jewelry?! [falls to the ground sobbing]

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