I'm not gonna do the rules today cos I can't be bothered.
Riff Raff. (referring the audience)
Behave or I'll chuck / throw / sling me tea over you" (to audience)
Raise the roof for (guest name)
Oh come on Buster, we're leaving!
Now don't go and send me in (random food product Paul mentions he likes)
Some of us are born on the sunny side of the bed, some of us on the dark side. ~ On the Paul O’Grady Show, Channel 4 television, 7th Oct. 2009
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