It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3..
Keep up or I get ratty.
So what more d'ya want?
Let me 'ear ya
I think it's time for my medication!
It's the medication!
It's the pills!
Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)
Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up.
On tonight's show it's the one and only...
Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now...
Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about.
In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac.
I will definitely come and see you in. (insert musical/play name here)
It was a great read.
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