(On deathbed, appearing on tape) Hiya, Joker. If you're playing this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million, which knowing you, you've already blown. All the other stuff - money, jewels, gold - it's all fake. See, I always hated your guts, and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money. The IRS is after you, and you can't admit I fooled ya, or you'll be the laughing stock of the underworld. The joke's on you, sucker. I got the last laugh after all. (Laughs, then coughs and grabs his oxygen mask)
(Joker shoots the TV)
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