Christine: Well, I'm leaving. I want to thank you for a particularly humiliating afternoon.
Belinda: Are you mad at me?
Christine: Mad at you? Oh no, that was great. I don't know which part was my favorite: serving drinks to the "Meanie Moms" or watching Marly's husband massage your gums with his tongue.
Belinda: I know. I'm sorry. I should have locked the door.
Christine: Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing that was wrong with it. You know, I'm not Marly's biggest fan but she really doesn't deserve this.
Belinda: I know. It's wrong, but I hope that you and I can still be friends.
Christine: Yeah, I don't think so.
Belinda: Why, because I'm Portuguese? Because I'm a maid?
Christine: Ah, no, it's because, well, you're kind of a whore.

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