Dave Johnson quotes from The Neighborhood

Dave

That's a skittle.

Calvin

Hey, Dave.

Dave

Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there.

Calvin

Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday.

Dave

Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out.

Calvin

Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate?

Dave

What? Celebrate?

Calvin

Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off.

Gemma

Oh, my God, what happened?

Dave

Justin's dad got a little heated, and he punched me.

Gemma

What? Are you okay?

Dave

Yeah, I'm -I'm fine.

Gemma

I can't believe he beat you up.

No, Mom he didn't! Dad totally kick his butt! It was awesome!

Gemma

Is that true?

Dave

It wasn't what I wanted. But it was pretty awesome.

Dave

The Wiggles.

Nada.

Calvin

Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Dave.

Dave

Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Calvin.

Dave

Just not the Christmas season until Tina puts out her black Santas.

Calvin

You mean Santas, right?

Dave

Isn't that what I said?

Calvin

Kind of. Hey Malcolm, let me use your phone before your Mom gets back.