Calvin Butler quotes from The Neighborhood

Calvin Butler

Hey Grover, we're almost there. Check out our new neighborhood.

Calvin Butler

There's no such thins as a good plumber. I mean, for real.

Calvin

Wait.

Calvin

What's that beeping noise?

Calvin

Hey, Dave.

Dave

Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there.

Calvin

Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday.

Dave

Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out.

Calvin

Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate?

Dave

What? Celebrate?

Calvin

Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off.

Calvin

Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Dave.

Dave

Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Calvin.

Dave

Just not the Christmas season until Tina puts out her black Santas.

Calvin

You mean Santas, right?

Dave

Isn't that what I said?

Calvin

Kind of. Hey Malcolm, let me use your phone before your Mom gets back.