Sweetheart Sara's parents are going to be here any minute.
All right what are you so nervous about, I thought you said they were thrilled when you told them we got married.
Well darling I lied
What do you mean you didn't tell them. Are you ashamed of me? am i embarrassing to you? Why aren't you answering?
Sweetheart your very special, your...your an acquired taste like feta cheese.
Your comparing me to smelly Greek Cheese?
Sweetheart these are Sara's parents this is a very sensitive situation for them, I mean in their minds you are in fact replacing their daughter so I want to break It to them gently.
Who compares a wife to cheese?
Oh forget the cheese your not a cheese your a beautiful, vibrant, sexy, charming woman. Now their gonna be here any minute and i want you to make a good impression so please get out of that robe.
all right (opens robe, but realizes she's naked and Max and Sara's parents see it). what do you think they'll think of this?
(seeing his wife Fran naked) I don't know why don't you ask them (he points towards the door)
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