[Teaching Brighton a lesson]
Guess who's picking you up from school tomorrow? My mother!
So?
Straight from jazzercise in her thong leotards. And you know, she don't wait outside neither. She's gonna wanna come in and meet all your little friends.
[higher-pitched] So?
Maybe she'll even do her flash dance. You know, she's a maniac.
[repentant] No! I'm sorry! I'll be a good boy!
It is too late, mister. You'd better be watching your back and sleeping with one eye opened! And brush your teeth after every meal! [gets a look from val] What? I'm still his nanny.
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