Niles, look at the cake for my friend Mona's retirement party.
It's beautiful.
It's plaster of Paris.
Why would anyone buy a fake cake?
Because I'm gonna take it out of the box, they're all gonna ooh and aah and then say: "No thanks, I'm on a diet". This way, I can use it again plus I can carry it on the bus [under my arm].
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You do know there's a piece broken off the side?
I know. I had it at my mother's not ten minutes. She said it's dry but if you dunk it in Sanka, it's delish.
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