Just for the future, Mr. Sheffield, when the kids say: "Fran said no", that's the big robot going: "Danger, Will Robinson!"
You know, I could have stayed in England.
I'll make it simple for you. Children are like a brassiere.
[With a pained look on his face] One part of me says, "Get out the window, quick!" But the other part just has to know why.
Because they divide and separate.
Ah!
Your mother never told you that?
No, but we always thought Mummy should have talked more about her underwear.
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