Fran and Niles in “Unfinished Business”

Fran

Niles, did my mother call?

Niles

Well, I'm not sure. There was one call. A sob, a sigh and a long plaintive "oooooooyyyy."

Fran

Either that's her or AT&T is really depressed that we switched to Sprint. I can't believe she would stoop to prank guilt calls.

Niles

How low can she go?

Fran

You're talking about a woman who can grow a tumor on command.