Mindy and Matt in “Unfinished Business”

Mindy

[narrating] Like anyone who goes to the bookstore, I wasn't there to buy books. I do that on the internet at, like, 50% off and free shipping and no tax. [out loud] Oh, my God, $28.95 for a book? [narrating] But luckily, this time, I made an exception, because if there's one thing that I can never resist, it's a good tote bag. [to guy in bookstore] Hey, are you gonna buy that book?

I was thinking about it.

Mindy

I'm only asking because I have two books and you have one. So, if we combine them, I could get a tote bag.

But why wouldn't I get the free tote bag?

Mindy

'Cause you're a guy. What do you need a tote bag for?

I can store all my tote bags I don't use in it.