Oh, hey, Ellie. Nice haircut.
CCharlie
I'm Charlie.
Don't talk back to me—I'm an adult. [Sees the microscope] Oh, cool! Let me know when you're done with this. This'll make an awesome guest bong.
CCharlie
Can I ask you about sex?
Sure, buddy. How old are you?
CCharlie
Eight.
Do you own a waterbed?
CCharlie
No.
How many women have you had sex with?
CCharlie
None.
What? Wow, you're way behind. I'll introduce you to my friend Andre's sister.
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