Ruxin, Maurice Jones-Drew and others in “Unfinished Business”

But now I'm here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

I'm the best and you're the worst

And if you need any proof, [holds up Shiva's senior picture] this was Kevin's first

Ruxin's number one, it's true, you can't stop him

Meet the rest of my team—Pete Top/Kevin Bottom

He went with me, and we kicked all your ass

Keepin' Ruxin winning with my five INTs

Won Ruxin the Shiva with my late-season charge

And now we're here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

Ruxin's better than you, Pete, hate to burst your bubble

And that's why we're doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

Shivakamini Somakandarkram

And now he's doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

He's a league champion with George Clooney stubble

And we're all doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle!