[on Fantasy Sports Radio with Adam Kaplan] Back to the phone lines. We're going to K-Dog in Chicago. Yo, what's up, K-Dog?
You remember me? I'm the guy you screwed over. You told me to start Wallace. Meanwhile, I've got Meachem sitting on the bench, and he scores two touchdowns.
It's one player. Come on, dude.
I lost by three points.
We told you Meachem had upside potential.
But you ranked Wallace higher.
Rankings slave.
Rankings bitch.
That's exactly what I am. I'm a slave to the rankings.
Dude, you gotta be a man. Make your own decisions.
Absolutely.
I haven't made a decision for myself since the day I got married. I have a car that has a little screen that tells me what's behind me. I don't even want to make the decision of turning my head to look what I running over. Tell me what to do! And Hansen, you even call yourself a guru. You've gurued nothing! Don't call yourself an expert and give me shitty advice.
Hey, hey, hey.
You suck at your job.
Dude, here's a prediction for you, my friend. You are banned from the show for life.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'll call in as other people. I'm going to be Mike from Seattle who's so upset Marshawn Lynch is having such a crappy year.
Correction, my friend. You're Kevin McArthur from Winnetka, Illinois.
And I'm looking at your phone number right here, dude.
It's not blocked? [He gets disconnected] Can I take back what I just said?
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