TMTheatre Manager
What happened?
[meekly] I'm disabled.
TMTheatre Manager
How?
How what?
TMTheatre Manager
Yeah, how are you disabled?
Uhh, Leg disabled.
TMTheatre Manager
Do you have a wheelchair?
...Yes.
TMTheatre Manager
Well, where is it?
...Stolen.
TMTheatre Manager
How did they get in?
[breaks down] I don't know...
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