The Haunting Hour: The Series Season 1 quotes

I’m looking for a new guitar.

A guitar eh? I used to strum back in the day until I sold out to a big record company, they’re the real evil, believe you me, made me the man I am today: cynical, bitter, irrepressibly competitive. I see you’re entranced with this old instrument.

I will say this: life's changed since I was here last. Music stinks, gas is ridiculously expensive... Oh, and what the heck is a blog?

Maybe you shouldn’t be here.

So what went wrong?

The Robot started to learn.

Learn, what do mean learn? It’s a machine.

He has artificial intelligence, with a high functioning quantum optical processor. He read books, he surfed the net, and he that decided the best way to help me was to make me do my own work because it builds character.

I have a feeling we’re going to get into a lot of trouble together.

like I said, some things won’t stay buried.

I’m really sorry. I never had a chance to thank you for saving my life.

I was just doing my job, now do yours, forgive yourself, the boy needs you.

Logan’s in trouble.

I can’t help if I’m not there.

What do you want from me?

The same thing Uncle Howee wants from all his little buddies! He want’s to be your friend!

That’s right Jared, just like the song says! Do you want to be my friend?

I’d say yes if I were you!

Do you Jared, do you want to be my friend?

I guess.

A guess is not a yes!

Her cell phone number is...

I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what a cell phone number is.

But she only *has* a cell phone number. We got rid of the regular line when we go cable TV.

What's cable TV?

Balance is restored. Now if you don’t mind I’ll have your soul.