The Haunting Hour: The Series Season 1 quotes

Thanks. See ya.

Enjoy it and enjoy your childhood!

Hey Georgia, how was you day?

Alright, I had a math test, fractions. How was your day?

Well, I got chased by Mrs. Edson’s Pomeranian, again.

Fractions are worse.

Well, Pomeranians are a fraction, a fraction of a dog.

Why do you hang out with that guy?

Because he’s my friend.

He’s your imaginary friend.

Why does he make that sound like it’s a bad thing?

There is nothing funny about le Poof De Fromage!

What we did, was dark necessity.

I don’t understand, what was it? Was it a weapon, a spell?

Oh Jeremy forgive me, perhaps I crossed line, but after the war I made sure it never hurt anyone. I could keep it quite while I was strong, but now I am weak. Promise me when I am gone, it’s up to you, take me back me back to my village, promise!

I promise, of course!

The creature your Nana and I created has returned.

Creature? For real?

We were desperate so we created a golem. I watched as they fashioned the creature out of the earth itself, my own hands gave it shape. The old professor taught her the ancient life-giving incantation, for he knew she was a very powerful woman.

Like a witch?

More than a witch, in our language what we call vedma, woman who knows. You see, I was afraid of the creature we created, but your nana, she never flinched, it was she who said the sacred words to give life to the golem.

They see want to see. That’s what they’re like out there, they don’t understand that things aren’t always what they seem. You’d better get back into position.

I just wish it would never come back.

But it always does.

Do you think someone else will come and look?

They always do.

Us or them.

It doesn’t work that way, the Benefactor wants your children, if he can’t have them, he’ll take you all.

You had me shot up with a love potion by an ancient god?

Yes and I am so sorry.

It was Cyrus’ idea.

Cyrus? That was a joke.

He had an older sister too, so he knows what it’s like. You don’t believe me? Hey Cyrus, they don’t believe me!

That was funny, now which one of you is gonna give me a leg?

Look kid, some people never get out of this place, even after they leave, but I think you might make it.

Feeling better?

I am.

It’s funny what a little bit of fun can do. Now hurry on home kiddies, you don’t want to miss another family dinner night.

I think there’s something weird about the dolls you gave me.

Oh Jo, I know you don’t want us to go, but you don’t need to make up things to worry about.

I’m not. The dolls disappear then just show up places.

The land is cursed. Trapped here. Can’t get out. Hard to write. My friends are gone, I told them to run. No choice. We were right. The place loops in time. Things keep happening over and over. I’m already transforming and I don’t think it’s the first time. My nails started growing first. My fangs have already grown in. Can’t speak. I’m scared. That tree that scratched my arm must have infected me. These woods are pure evil. Why did I ever convince Margret and Nick to ever go to that stupid party?

So what they hang you for anyway?

No fair reason I can discern, except I shot the town sheriff. Posse up and chased me into the hills, I killed five of them with my bare hands before they finally strung me up. See? Not a pleasant way to die, I assure you.

You really killed five men at once with you bare hands?

You callin’ me a liar?

No sir.

Last man that called me a liar wound up with more lead in his belly than biscuits.