Will Gardner quotes from The Good Wife

Will

Justice may be blind, but judges sure aren't.

Will

Legal trouble or 'my parents don't understand me' trouble?

Will

Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple.

Will

Sometimes I think justice would be better served with a coin flip.

Will

(in a voicemail to Alicia) No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.

Will

In Chicago, you need your friends three times: at your wedding, your wake, and your first indictment.

Alicia

You know the new associate, Cary?

Will

The one in the Brioni?

Will

What? I'm observant.

Alicia

Yes, the one in the Brioni. He said to me "may the best man win". What exactly does he mean by that?

Will

What he means is something I thought we weren't making public.

Alicia

What?

Will

Look, we only have one associate position open. So we agreed to hire two applicants and, in six months, decide which one we retain.

Alicia

So this is a contest between me and Cary?

Will

It was either that or a cagematch. I'm just happy your pro bono is going well.

Will

It's like old times. Evidentiary procedure. The mock trial.

Alicia

You remember that?

Will

How could I forget? Did we lose that one?

Alicia

Yeah!

Diane

Ericcson?

Will

Right, [Diane rolls her eyes] William Ericcson. That's just what we need: two Wills.

Will

We just turned down a half million buck.

Diane

Feels good, doesn't it?

Will

Your stripper was hooking.

Diane

Why is she my stripper when she does something bad?

Will

What's up with your bud Abernathy? He's going out of his way to kill us.

Diane

You know how this works. Liberal judge gets on the bench, doesn't want to rule from his bias, so he bends over backwards the other way.

Diane

Are you suggesting I influence a sitting judge in some untoward fashion?

Will

No, just in a toward one. Come on, come to court, let him see your sad little liberal face '[Diane starts to laugh]' and contemplate a life without his friends.

[after Will introduces her to Alicia in the hotel lobby] Ask for a view of the lake. It's beautiful at night. :[she walks away]

Alicia

She thinks we're getting a room.

Will

Yep.

Alicia

Now they all think we're getting a room.

Will

[he turns around to see Marlena's group of friends] You're worried?

Alicia

You?

Will

We could do worse.

Will

When the connections are personal, it can get tricky.

Diane

Blurring the line between friendship and business usually is.