I mean, they've gone through the system, so they'll be a little different, right?
One would hope. [groans] I've never had lunch with Mum and Dad. I've only ever stood silently behind their chairs while they ate lobster tail with Oscar de la Renta.
I'm right here. We will get through this together.
Here we go. [clears throat] Mother. Father. Welcome to-
MY DARLINGS! My darlings, oh!
Oh, my little girls.
We love you both SO much.
SO very much, we have a million things to talk to you about, but first, we are sorry. We'll just be endlessly sorry forever and ever.
[whispers] ...Holy crap.
[whispers] I know, right?
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