PPillboi
Jason going to jail?
PPolice Officer
No, man. Jason's dead. He suffocated in that safe. There were no air holes. Plus he did a bunch of whippits while he was in there, which couldn't have helped.
PPillboi
At least he died doing what he loved - a bunch of whippits. Now he's never gonna get the life he truly deserved.
PPolice Officer
Eh, I think he got roughly what he deserved.
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