[in a flashback scene] This is a nice place. Do you come here a lot?
Oh, no, not really. I don't have much of a social life.
[approaching table] So, this is where you bring your cheap fake-blonde floozies! John, you disgust me; and as far as I'm concerned, we're through. [storms off]
Who was that?
My sister. I recommend the Poulet Véronique.
John, I have a rule; if I can't pronounce it, I don't put it in my mouth. Say, do they have gugenfrøtter?
[to John] Alan! Alan, please, talk to me! You haven't answered my calls, you don't answer my letters, Alan, please, what can I say? What can I do to get you back?
"Alan"?
Nickname. [to pregnant woman] Susan, Susan, please, this is not the time or the place!
It's me, isn't it! I've driven you away. What if I dyed my hair? [looks at Rose] I'd even dye it that color! If they still make that color.
Susan, it's over and you have to accept that; and a word of warning: I haven't graded your final exam yet. [Susan leaves; to Rose:] So, shall we order separate entrees and share?
Hold it! Who was that?
Okay, okay, so I've had a couple of bad relationships with women, that's not so unusual. Now, where is our waiter? ... Oh, waiter!
[to John] Well, well, Peter! We just swing the way the wind blows, don't we? [looking at Rose] And who's this, Glinda the Good Witch of the North? You disgust me! After the way you've treated me, I should scratch your eyes out! [voice breaks] Call me!
Poker buddy.
You know, I don't think this dinner was such a good idea.
Now Rose, please don't leap to conclusions.
I'm sorry, John, but I think I'll just catch a cab---
Rose, you're hurting my feelings. Believe me, this is not what it seems! John Patrick Anderson is a regular guy!
[to John] Shlomo Ziegler?
Yes?
[handcuffing John] You're under arrest! Your days as the Freeway Flasher are over!
I know what you're thinking, Rose, but you're wrong, and if I can make bail I'd love to see you tomorrow night.
I don't think so.
May I call you? I get one phone call... [the police haul him away]
Man!
[to Rose] I think we both need a hug!
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