[peering into handbag loaded with cash bills] What a lovely bag. I see you have a penchant for flattery, Miss Glass. Despite the elegant Chanel presentation, I will be neither beguiled, intimidated, nor threatened.
I'm not threatening you. I'm simply contextualizing the situation.
I'd like to speak to Eddie. Where is he?
Busy.
Busy doing what?
Hunting, fishing, counting the doves in his dovecote. I don't know. Thirty, plus a night out on the town with my brother is what was agreed. Now, I understand that, despite his best endeavors, Jack failed to deliver what you feel was required. But unless you can articulate what went wrong, we're done.
He didn't... commit to the evening.
He's not a homosexual. Neither are you, of course, a homosexual. Jack's arse was never on the dartboard.
I didn't ask for his arse. I wanted a night out on the town, which, as I explained, he failed to deliver on.
There has never been a more heterosexual man to walk this earth than my brother Jack. He's like a dog with six dicks. But they all point in the direction of a vajayjay. Now, if you'd like someone to wank you off, I suggest you close your eyes and imagine some hairy knuckles.
Oh, that's not my thing, dear.
Mm, I rest my case. Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna leave you here with that elegant bag with 30,000 cash so you can go buy as many dicks as you like. And you can think over your options. We'll talk tomorrow. [walks out]
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