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S1 E8

The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 8

Edward "Eddie" Horniman and Frederick "Freddy" Horniman in “The Gospel According to Bobby Glass”

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Give me the bird.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

Just one pigeon, okay? Just one measly fucking pigeon, Eddie. Listen, I know what you’re gonna say. You’re gonna say you’ve got some heavy fucking hitters lined up out there. But I’ve raised some epic funds in my time.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Debts don’t count. Okay. No need to be snarky.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

The point I’m trying to make is this. I have been watching you these past couple of months. Observing the way you operate and just soaking it all in, all this crime stuff–

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Listen to me. All right? We’re done. No more games. No more debts. It’s over.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

Oh, I get what this is. I see. You’re jealous. You want me out the way.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

I think it was you who wanted me out of the way, Freddy.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

Okay. Well... touché. I probably deserved that. But–

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

I’m taking the pigeon, Freddy.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

[snatches away pigeon carrier] I’m not giving you Mitch, Ed.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

You weren’t meant for this, Freddy. Neither of us were.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

[chuckles] Remember that first time Dad took us deer stalking? Remember that?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

[sighs] Uh, no. No, not really.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

We all stalked the deer together, and then Dad let me take the shot. And I got it. I fucking got it. And he was so fucking proud. And then when we got closer... and it was still breathing... I couldn’t do it.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Well, you were just a kid, Freddy.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

You were younger than me. Dad handed you the knife, and you slit that thing’s throat like it was fucking nothing.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Yeah.

FHFrederick "Freddy" Horniman

[sighs and walks to Eddie] The point I’m trying to make is this, Edward. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m not... cut out for this. But you... You were fucking born for it. [hands Eddie pigeon carrier] Look after Mitch for me. [walks away]

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