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The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 5

Keith, Edward "Eddie" Horniman and others in “I've Hundreds of Cousins”

KKeith

[exits vehicle in forest] What’s this, Eddie? Teddy bears’ fucking picnic?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

You know what this is, Keith.

KKeith

Oh, come on.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

You know what happens next. Sorry, Keith.

CKCar Keys Chris, JP Ward's right hand

Move.

Are you a bit deaf... as well as a snake? Fucking move.

KKeith

Fuck you. [spits] Fuck you and all. [walks to a site] Glad it’s not Blanket. I appreciate that. You’re a good man, Eddie.

Eyes on me, Keith.

KKeith

Why am I looking at you? You’re a dead man walking. You think you’re all so hard. Bobby Glass is gonna shit the lot of ya. I know how many bodies there are ’cause I fucking buried ’em, Eddie. I’ve seen behind the curtain, and none of you are ready for it. You’re all fucked. Every one of ya. It’s just a matter of fucking time, really. [points] Same thing’ll happen to you in the end, Eddie. You work for Bobby Glass now. There’s no way out. They’ll get you eventually. Just like me. Just like Jethro.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

What did you say?

KKeith

What, didn’t she tell ya? Nah, of course she fucking didn’t. Jethro’s at the bottom of the Thames.

Car Keys Chris, JP Ward's right hand: JP, I’m begging on my arse, will you shoot this fucking gomey?

KKeith

You think you got a choice? You’re fucking kidding yourself. You can’t trust her. You can’t trust any of ’emǃ [JD shoots Keith in the head]

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

[calling] Is it done?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

It’s done.

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