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The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 1

Ahmed Iqbal and Edward "Eddie" Horniman in “Refined Aggression”

AIAhmed Iqbal

How may I help you, Your Grace?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

I need to get a large amount of cash by the end of the week.

AIAhmed Iqbal

How much exactly?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Eight million pounds. [laughs]

AIAhmed Iqbal

Goodness. Jesus Christ.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Six million sterling.

AIAhmed Iqbal

Your inheritance has made you a very wealthy man, but that doesn’t mean to say that you’re rich. You’re asset rich, cash poor.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

[inhales sharply] Tell me, how come there are no significant transactions in any of my father’s bank accounts in the last five years?

AIAhmed Iqbal

Your father’s personal expenditure was something we never discussed.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Right. What about bonds, stocks and shares?

AIAhmed Iqbal

There aren’t any. There...? There might have been matters we… didn’t address. But, of course, I couldn’t comment.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Well, that’s rather cryptic, Ahmed.

AIAhmed Iqbal

You could sell the Gainsborough. But to attain the ultimate value will take a number of months. There has been a... slightly unconventional approach from a lawyer based in London. His client has expressed an interest in purchasing Halstead Manor.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

When someone dies, the vultures start circling. Rather cheeky, isn’t it? Hmm. What’s his name?

AIAhmed Iqbal

The potential purchaser wishes to remain anonymous at this stage. But his lawyer has stated that he’d be willing to pay well above the market value. That could be a significant sum. But there’s probate and capital gains to take into account.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Tell them I’d be willing to potentially entertain an offer if he’s aggressive and quick.

AIAhmed Iqbal

Forgive me for stating the obvious, but I would be in remiss of my duties not to point out that Halstead Manor’s been in your family for generations.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Since 1550.

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