The Flash quotes

Cisco

Look, I was thinking --

Gypsy

No, no. Less thinking, more kissing. [passionately kisses Cisco]

Cisco

[breaking away] Okay, but... hold on a minute. This thing we got goin' on, this is real good.

Gypsy

It's okay.

Cisco

What?

Gypsy

I'm just kidding, it's better than okay.

Cisco

Yeah, that's right it's better than okay. Because of that, I think we're at a place in our relationship where the guy says to his girl those three magic words.

Gypsy

[concerned] What... what three words?

Cisco

What's. Your. Name.

Ralph Dibny

[holding the bottom half of his head] Oooh. Is that my face?

Joe

Four years seeing this stuff, I finally puked.

Barry

[Mayor] Bellows told us everything.

Ralph

Hey. I'm not the one who told him to step out on his wife.

Barry

That's your defense? It's his fault that you're extorting him.

Ralph

Isn't that a little easy for you to say? Your fancy lab, your good job, and your hot girlfriend. People like me are just trying to get from one bill to the next. And I wouldn't have to be living like that if you hadn't cost me my job.

Barry

You got yourself fired! You tampered with evidence! You framed that guy!

Ralph

Because he was guilty! And he was gonna get away with killing his wife, and then you let him go! I was a good cop, I was a good detective! I lost everything. Mayor's got plenty of money, he can afford to spare a little. Consider it the pension you cost me.

Barry

Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble. You were dirty then, you're dirty now. Live with that.

Joe

Dibny seem to have gotten under your skin. Why is it so important to you that he be the bad guy?

Barry

When I first started at CCPD, all I cared about was the rules. But, you know, in these last few years, we've locked up metahumans without a trial. Played with time and space. Messed with other worlds.

Joe

Yeah, but what does that have to do with Dibny?

Barry

Just that everything that we've done, we did because we were trying to help people. Keep them safe. Is that all Dibny was trying to do back then?

Joe

"Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble."

Barry

Did I make a mistake back then? Did I cost a good man his life?

Joe

I don't know, Barr. He did break the law. Crossed a line. And you didn't make him do that. And you didn't make him blackmail the Mayor. But, maybe Caitlin was right. Everyone who's gone what you, and her, now Dibny's gone through... maybe he deserves a second chance.

Cisco

Well, we reached the end of our road. We had some stumbles along the way, but we pulled it together. We made it home.

Breacher

I hate you.

Cisco

Wow. Really thought that one would work.

Breacher

But, I respect you. You're a steadfast warrior who would fight the fiercest of enemies to protect your friends. And the only person I love.

Cisco

With my dying breath, sir.

Breacher

I know that, but I still hate you.

Barry

Are you sure we can't find this "DeVoe" guy? I mean, we were warned. It adds up. That someday, someone named DeVoe would be one of my greatest foes.

Cisco

The only thing to think about is, do you know how many people there are, in this state alone, with the name "DeVoe"?

Barry

No.

Harry

Thousands. And we still don't have an age.

Cisco

Unless one of your greatest foes is the three-month-old William DeVoe who lives four blocks from here.

Barry

I don't think one of my greatest enemies is a baby.

Harry

Ehhh-

Cisco

Evil killer baby.

Harry

Could happen.

Barry

You're right.

Amunet. Next time you want to talk, come yourself. Don't send your eye-hole to attack me.

[to henchman] Did you start a fight? Honestly, Norvock. That's why you're my third favorite henchman. I mean, what do I always say?

"Never start a fight you can't finish."

Amunet

Hmm? And that, my dear, is why you are my favorite. You listen.

Well, apparently, you don't. I'm out, Amunet.

Amunet

Out? Out of what? Out of options? Out of your mind? Out of the closet? There's just so many "outs" for the lady in blue.

Are you asking me to dance?

Amunet

You should know by now I don't ask for anything. I tell. And I take.

Joe

Why does your female experience include you dancing at The Golden Booty?

Because we live in society that's dictated by the male gaze. I want to control the narrative of feminism, okay? I want to show the world that a powerful, strong woman, she can wear anything! Be it a bikini, or a pantsuit.

Ralph

Or nothing. Feminism.

Cisco

That's not how feminism works.

Iris

Where you gonna go?

I know a guy who can breach me to another Earth. Start over. Escape Amunet. Be who I want to be.

Iris

And that's Killer Frost. Right?

Don't be cute, West. You can't stop me.

Iris

I wasn't planning on it. Look. I know you could kill me. Just like you could have killed Amunet tonight, or Cisco six months ago. But you didn't. There is a part of you that is good and decent. You just don't know how to accept it.

You think you know me now?

Iris

No. But I do know what Caitlin looks like when she's scared. And you have that same look in your eyes right now. [puts her hands on Killer Frost's shoulders] You're just as afraid of being Caitlin as Caitlin is of being Killer Frost.

If you still want to have a hand for Barry to put a ring on,... I suggest you move it. [Iris complies and Killer Frost leaves.]

Barry

What's up with you? All night, you seem preoccupied.

Joe

I'm worried.

Barry

About what?

Joe

Being a dad again. I'm almost fifty, Barr. When I saw that video Cisco made of you and Iris when you were kids, it just... hit me like a ton of bricks. I was... I was young the first time I did this. And after seeing Joanie... [groans] It's hard raising humans, Barr.

Barry

You'll be fine.

Joe

I barely get enough sleep as it is, worrying about you three. Especially with Wally being gone. Add to that a crazy baby schedule. Feeding, crying. I'm honestly scared to death.

Barry

Joe, when you raised Iris, you were alone. When you took me in, you were alone. And, you know, when Wally showed up, you were alone. You did all that by yourself, single parent. No one could've done a better job, no one. Now, you've got a partner. You've got a family. You've always been there for us when we needed you, and now it's just our turn to do that for you. We will.

Joe

[puts his arm around Barry's shoulders] I know you will.

Harry

Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Barry

Your what?

Harry

My friends.

Barry

[to Caitlin] Is he saying "friends"?

Caitlin

I think he's being sarcastic.

Cisco

No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Harry! All your friends are in this room!

Harry

I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Caitlin

That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Cisco

Harry, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.

Cisco

Now, this is just a prototype, but she's got an adaptive nano-weave structure that is - wait for it - malleable. On a sub-molecular level.

Ralph

Don't know what that means, don't care. Just yank the tarp off. I'm ready for my super-suit.

Cisco

Ralph. This tarp... is your super-suit. [whips the 'tarp' off the mannequin and crumples it into a smaller bundle] When you stretch, it stretches. When you squish,... it squishes. [hands small bundle to Ralph]

Ralph

Squishes into something butt-ugly. Where's the style? Flair? Dibny needs to peacock.

Cisco

Dibny needs to wear the prototype Cisco so lovingly made for him. Either that or... you fight crime naked. [walks away as Ralph contemplates the idea] [calling back] No! Don't fight crime naked!

That which you call a "peace pipe" is no such thing. It is a sacred gift for prayer from Ptesan-Wi. Bringer of the Seven Sacred Rites. The White Buffalo Calf Woman. You'd never hang a Christian cross upside down or lay an American flag on the floor. Yet you destroy that which is wakan - what is holy - by letting it touch your filthy flesh. But I am here to teach you the price for your impudence.

Who do you think you are?!

I am the Black Bison. [animates a suit of armor and has it attack Banks]

Barry

What's wrong with you?

Ralph

You let her (Mina) get away. We coulda caught her.

Barry

Yeah, I let her go. But I also saved Banks' life. That was the most important thing in that situation.

Ralph

Really, Allen? Because to me, when I was a cop, getting the bad guy, that was the most important thing. You're the Flash. You coulda saved him and caught her.

Barry

All right, look, Ralph, I'm always gonna make the decision to help the person in danger first. That's what we do here.

Ralph

[scoffs] All right, well, we'll file that under "Superhero Lesson of the Day", you know?

Cisco

Hey, buddy. You planning on bringing the band back together, or should I clear out the Speed Lab?

Harry

Broom it. We don't need that Council of Incompetents.

Cisco

Ah! Is that what we're calling them now? 'Cause I distinctly remember you saying they were the brightest minds in all the Multiverse.

Harry

And the most annoying. I thought that if I surrounded myself with people like me, I would like them. I don't like them. I hate them. I hate them all.

Cisco

Hmm. Strong words.

Harry

You saw them, Ramon, right? That "Volfgang Vells"? He's always correcting people. An extremely annoying habit. That other guy? The "Free Willy" Wells? He's so full of himself. And the cyborg Wells? You know how he lost his eye? His daughter gouged it out in the Solstice Combat games. I don't blame her. I'd've done the same. I'd like to gouge out the other eye.

Cisco

Harry.

Harry

What?

Cisco

You know you're essentially complaining about yourself, right?

Harry

[sighs] Ramon. Do your best to pay attention in conversation. I'm not complaining about myself. I'm complaining about them. Yes, we're doppelgangers. We look alike, we have completely different personalities.

Cisco

So, you don't think you can be quick to correct people? You don't think you can be full of yourself?

Harry

Full of myself? No, I'm amazing! I'm fantastic. I'm talking about them. I don't like them. I hate them. I hate them all.