The Finder · Season 1
I do a lot of work at a law firm. Last year a prenup went missing under suspicious circumstances, and you were the guy they hired to find it.
Oh yeah, that was a funny case.
Someone ended up dead, I think. Is that the same case?
Same case.
It says the property is still owned by the same blind LLC that owned it 3 years ago.
It’s like The Chocolate Factory
I wouldn’t say that’s true.
It’s closed down. They never sold it. It’s just sitting there. Waiting.
For what?
Someone special. Wonka. Gene Wilder Wonka. Not Johnny Depp Wonka.
Isabel Zambada (to Walter): Talking to you is like playing the bagpipes in a ukulele band.
You don’t write like a woman.
Excuse me.
Not like a woman. You write like a man writing like a woman. But not like a woman. There’s a difference, you know. It’s the pronouns. Women use more than men. There’s a whole study. I won’t bore you.
Nothing random. All connected. Patterns.
That guy looks like he built himself up from the ground floor. The American Way. You gotta love that.
(Pointing gun) Can I see your ID please? (Walter pulls out his wallet and hands her a card.) A library card?
Perfect return record. Can I see your ID please? (She flashes FBI credentials on her waist) McHottie? Agent McHottie? Seriously?
Yeah, well, I got through high school with that name. FBI's a snap.
Imagine what it'd been like for a homely girl.
Well, thank you.
Buddha said "Do not dwell on the past. Do not dream of the future. Concentrate the mind on the present moment."
There you go. The Buddha. He's a pretty smart guy, and also, like you, an over-eater.
So what is all this stuff?
I pretended I was you and made a big mess.
Against this. [starts hitting Leo]
No viper so little but hath its poison.
Ahhh! [Charging, in response Leo slaps him]
I'm not proud of that.
He's no bigger than a child.
He gave you no choice.
You should have just stepped on him.
I never thought I'd see the day that you were a bully.
Do you guarantee client confidentiality?
What? Like a lawyer? Nah.
What if I tell you this? You find it in a week or I kill everybody.
You do that, I find it in a day and burn it. No hard feelings.
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
It seems like your head's full of niggles and worms.
Where are you going?
Gotta go meet up with my sour faced, pucker lips, frowny frown probation officer.
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