Ensign Sinopoli quotes from The Expanse

Ensign Sinopoli

I feel like I'm awaiting sentencing

Holden

There's someone I need you to meet

Ensign Sinopoli

[sighing] Why me?

Bobbie

Your friend with the gun hurt my feelings

Holden

You seem to be the most reasonable

Ensign Sinopoli

[taken aback] You're Chrisjen Avasarala

Avasarala

Yes

Ensign Sinopoli

The U.N. Deputy Undersecretary

Avasarala

This is going to be very tedious if you remain this dim

Ensign Sinopoli

I don't understand, what the hell kind of ship is this?!?

Avasarala

Right, the tedious version then...

Ensign Sinopoli

OK, so you want me to go back and tell my CO to hail a UNN Admiral in the middle of a war...

Avasarala

Yes, exactly! [pauses] Or, Holden here can space the three of you for being such intolerable idiots - honestly, I can go either way...

Holden

I'd rather do the first one. So far all you've done is wound Alex's pride, which is nothing we can't forgive if you're going to help us...

Ensign Sinopoli

[pondering] So what is this thing that you want me to show them?