Bobbie quotes from The Expanse

Bobbie

[coming up to the bridge to see a standoff] Hey fellas, [Pausing] so what's all the ruckus?

Cotyar

Where is our martian tank? [seeing Avasarala holding a gun] So you're in charge of defense?

Avasarala

Damn right!

Cotyar

Well, suits you. Errinwright gave the order to kill you, he wants confirmation which he won't get from that guy [looking at a dead officer] - so what's Errinwright's next move?

Avasarala

He's got people on that escort ship. We have to assume they'll be back...

Cotyar

So we take control of this boat, haul ass to a safe port where we can broadcast out for help...

Avasarala

...unless you have a better bad idea...

Cotyar

[pondering] No - alright, I'm ready, let's do this! [tries to stand up]

Avasarala

Wait, let me help you!

Cotyar

Uaargh

Avasarala

Hold on, what?

Cotyar

[letting him fall onto the couch in pain] Maybe I'll just ... uggh ... for a minute...

Avasarala

Shit [opens fire on the door]

Cotyar

Whoah whoah whoah

Bobbie

[Appearing in the door with her armour, not phased by the shots] Well done madam - this is Theo, he's gonna help us out...

Bobbie

Sit still, you're gonna need it!

Avasarala

[feeling the "Juice"] Ooh, ooh, get me off this ship!

Bobbie

Hitch your tits and pucker up, it's time to peel the paint! [accelerating the Razorback away from the exploding ship]

Bobbie

How are you feeling back there?

Avasarala

Like you were standing on my chest - I'm fine...

Bobbie

Tunnel vision?

Avasarala

Yes - I feel like I'm in a goddamn tunnel, look around you...

Bobbie

Sharp headache?

Avasarala

Why?

Bobbie

I'm trying to gauge if you're having a stroke

Avasarala

What could you do if I were?

Bobbie

Keep clenching your thighs

Avasarala

If you're hitting on me, I'm flattered, but I have neither the inclination nor... what does clenching do?

Bobbie

It keeps your blood moving around rather than pooling up in the back of your legs. Do you like to whistle?

Avasarala

Don't try to distract me like I were a child...

Bobbie

It forces you to breathe! Do anything, just don't pass out!

Avasarala

What happened?

Bobbie

I'm not sure...

Bobbie

What the hell?

Avasarala

That's not how those things usually work...

Avasarala

This is ridiculous! I just want to talk to everyone!

Amos

If you want to walk around this ship, you have to wear the boots - house rules.

Avasarala

What? [turning to Bobbie] Do they think I'm just going to float away?

Bobbie

Don't look at me, this is not my ship...

Amos

[Grabbing Avasaralas hands] OK, lean your foot back to engage it.

Avasarala

Lean back, with my weight on my heel?

Amos

Yes. [Avasarala engaging the boots] There you go. Now you just walk around like you're in pumps.

Avasarala

How do you know what it's like to walk in pumps?

Amos

[Dry] I didn't always work in space...

Ensign Sinopoli

I feel like I'm awaiting sentencing

Holden

There's someone I need you to meet

Ensign Sinopoli

[sighing] Why me?

Bobbie

Your friend with the gun hurt my feelings

Holden

You seem to be the most reasonable

Avasarala

Bobbie, don't be an idiot! These won't bring back your dead marines!

Bobbie

Ma'am, for the first time in your life, please just shut the fuck up!