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The Emperor's New School
MMalina

(referring to Kuzco's imaginary friend, Brad Bowlarama) I'm surprised his name isn't Brad Bananastaircasehat.

Kuzco would rather become a rabbit, a llama, or a frog before bowing down to you.

Kronk: Hasn't he already become all of those things?

I know! I'll turn Kuzco into a flea, a harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea inside a box, and that box inside a bigger box and mail it to myself. When it arrives, I smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Or to save on postage, I'll just use this: [holds up potion bottle]

AAzma

(in cough) Are you empress?

Yzma: Of course I'm empress!

Did you pack long underwear?

Azma: (in cough) Yes I did, Yzma, really did.

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