A character in The Emperor's New School
Voiced by Eartha Kitt
The Emperor's New School · 54 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Emperor's New School: in 9 of its 54 quotes
YzmaWe're going to pay our failing friend Kuzco a visit.
Kronk: You guys're getting along now. That's great.
Yzma: No, no he's not our friend.
Kronk: But you just said he was.
Yzma: But he's not.
Kronk: Then why're paying him a visit if we don't like him?
Yzma: It's an expression!
YzmaI know! I'll climb the highest mountain, and put a snow potion in the clouds. Then, it'll snow on the mountain. And we'll have snowball fights, and build snowmen, and drink hot chocolate, and make snow angels. It's a winter wonderland!
Kronk: Sounds like fun!
Yzma: Fun? We don't want to have fun!
YzmaHow can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh I know. First I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then I'll put the hippo on a diet. Then I'll invite him to dinner. And then I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big, he can't even move. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"
YzmaCan't you see I'm busy thinking of ways to crush Kuzco's chance of graduating?
Kronk: But you're the principal. Aren't you supposed to help the students?
Yzma: You still don't get it, do you?
Kronk: I don't get it? Do I want it? What exactly is it?
YzmaEveryone got your emperors, umm frogs. Well let's get chopping.
YzmaKronk! This's the wrong homework. Look at the name.
Kronk : (reads name tag) Chaca's homework. Uh, so that's their last name. The homework family. That's weird.
YzmaKuzco would rather become a rabbit, a llama, or a frog before bowing down to you.
Kronk: Hasn't he already become all of those things?
YzmaI know! I'll turn Kuzco into a flea, a harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea inside a box, and that box inside a bigger box and mail it to myself. When it arrives, I smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Or to save on postage, I'll just use this: [holds up potion bottle]
YzmaDid you pack long underwear?
Azma: (in cough) Yes I did, Yzma, really did.
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