Kronk quotes from The Emperor's New School

Kronk

You want Kuzco to beat me up? Ha! Back to planet Earth, Malina. I mean, look at the guy. He's a toothpick. You don't stand a chance.

Kuzco: Yeah, uh, quick emperor question, how does this help?

Malina: Kronk's going to throw the fight.

Kronk: Throw it where?

Kuzco: Oh, I get it! He takes a dive.

Kronk: So we're swimming now?

Malina: No, Kronk, you and Kuzco pretend to fight, and you let Kuzco win. Then Kavo will be afraid of Kuzco, and leave him alone.

Kronk: Yeah... What's Kavo got to do with this?

Kuzco: He wants to fight me at sunset.

Kronk: Well, I'm not surprised. You're cruel and insensitive, makin' fun of him all the time. It's not nice. Good for Kavo.

Kuzco: Yeah, but bad for me, meathead.

Kronk: See? That's what I'm talking about! It's on, buddy! You, me. Throw down.

Malina: No, no, no! You've gotta let Kuzco win, or he's going to get the snot beat out of him!

Kronk: Ew.

Kuzco: Do you have to be so graphic? Let's just get this over with.

Kronk: So... What are we doing again?