Chris Morris and Jonathan in “Unfinished Business”

Back live now, progress on The Day Today smart bomb. Jonathan? [to offscreen] Get rid of Hurd! [Hurd's image is replaced with a POV of a cruise missile] Thanks.

Well, Chris, as you can see, there's the missile, cruising at around two thousand per second, trying to locate the target soldier it's aimed at...

There's the soldier. It goes in through the mouth. Down through the oesophagus, into the stomach, and there's the explosion.

Absolutely bang! That's The Day Today, bringing you another tear on the face of the World's mother! Alan, sport.