Chris Morris in “Unfinished Business”

Just time to have a quick look at tomorrow's headlines. "Aristocrat's Dung Saves Village from Flood," that's in the Mail. Today: "Drowned Italian Wins Eurovision". The Express go with "Lord Mayor's Pirouette in Fire Chief Wife Decapitation," grisly but gripping. The Sun: "Robin Cock!" And the Daily Star: "'Feel My Nose and Put My Specs There,' Roars Drunken Major."