Chris Morris and Man in “Unfinished Business”

Let's see if we can nail this down. In terms of this elastic band here... [twangs an elastic band] Would you like to see the law tightened up to this tightness, tightness number one... tightness number two... or tightness number three?

I think tightness number three.

Tightness number three, like this?

I think we've really got to hammer these guys.

So that tightness being... an average Post Office band, extended over about eight inches.

Yeah, I think so.