The headlines tonight: Bottomley refreshed after three days on cross. Branson's clockwork dog crosses Atlantic floor. And sacked chimney-sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise.
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Welcome! On The Day Today tonight: David Owen emerges shattered from Oliver Reed...
DODavid Owen
I don't think I've ever seen anything quite such... so totally wanton and ghastly... mess, terrible...
And Portillo's wife defends crack habit.
OMAn old man
It's cheap, very cheap.
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