She doesn't know anyone who wakes up and think they want to bomb Iran. I don't know if she knows anyone who wakes up and thinks.
“2025”
In this episode: Jon Stewart (2)
It does say something about the ubiquity of Donald Trump in our lives that we don't hear from him for 20 minutes and we think..."he's dead!"
JJon
Perhaps we need to look back at our founders, and through their infinite wisdom, designed and operated a more mature system, with checks and balances, and a respect for all, that prevented this kind of corrosive infighting and radicalisation.
RReporter
John Quincy Adams took aim at Jackson, asserting that Jackson didn't know how to spell, was too uneducated to become President, while newspapers portrayed his wife Rachel as a short fat dumpling.
[Jon looks sheepish]
JJon
A delicious dumpling indeed.
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