Evil Grunt, King of Nasty and others in “Once Upon a Time”

Your majesty, should I read them the new rules now?

Yes!

[evil laugh; produces a piece of paper] Having lost the war, you are now subject to our rules! They are as follows! Rule number one: All your toys are now our toys and you can't play with them EVER AGAIN!

That's not fair!

Rule number two: From now on the farmers will only be allowed to grow brrrroccoli!

What about our floobaroos?!

We'll be eating those!

Rule number three: Whenever you pass one of us, you must stop and say "You are a fabulous guuuyyyy!" Rule number four: There will be no parties in town unless WE have them! Rule number five: None of you are invited to OUR PARTIES! [evil laugh]

Now I was with you up until that one.

Silence!

Rule number six: You now work for US, for NO MONEY, and NO BENEFITS, and you still have to...pay TAXES! Rule number seven: All taxes will be doubled, starting NOW!!

I will not stand for this, as mayor of this land I must protest the treatment of my people!

Rule number eight: Anyone who protests is going to...GET IT!!

Your majesty, why don't you let me imprison him in my crystal ball?

Excellent! Very nasty idea!

Oh this mayor who has such gall / It is time for him to fall now, in front of one and all / Put him in my crystal ball!

Oh no, I said BALL not WALL!!

You're pitiful!

Even if I am trapped inside this wall, I will not give up until you are driven from our land!

You have a long way! Read 'em the last rule!

Rule number nine: You will only sing our songs, you cannot sing songs of your own anymore! [evil laugh]

But we're a singing people! We must sing our songs!

[affectionately] But perhaps you and I can sing a few duets, I could arrange that if you get my drift.

Henchman, SILENCE!

I beg your pardon, your interuptedness. So! Let us sing our song!

We don't like the day / We can't stand the night / We really hate to play / We only like to fight / AND WE'LL DO IT IN YOUR FACE!!!