[[being summoned] Greetings, your majesty! So tell me, what would you have me conjure for you today?
I want to go to war, and I want you to find somebody to fight!
Well, let me look in my crystal ball! [holds up crystal ball] Don't tell me less / Don't tell me more / Just tell me / Who we should fight in war! ...Wait a second...it's kinda fuzzy in here. This ball must have been on the radiator too long, I can't see anything!
Off with her head!!
Wait wait! I see something...I see a land near here, where everyone is happy!
I HATE happy people! They think they're hot stuff!
Well happy people are not too bad, some of my best friends are happy people.
Off with his head!!
Uhh...well happy people stink actually, I think we should waste them!
Tell me more, wizard.
Their land is across the ocean and past the desert! They have toys for everyone and they like to sing!
They sound like wimps!
Yeah.
That does it! I hereby declare war!
War it is your highness and your most horrendous attackedness!
But first, let's sing our song!
We don't like the day / We can't stand the night / We really hate to play / We only like to fight / And we'll do it in your face!! / We don't like the day / We can't stand the night / We really hate to play / We only like to fight / AND WE'LL DO IT IN YOUR FACE!!!
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