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S3 E17

The Cosby Show · Season 3, Episode 17

Vanessa and Cliff in “Calling Dr. Huxtable”

Wait, Theo said that when you caught him and Cockroach smoking, you yelled so loud you cracked the walls.

Yeah, because those two fools were upstairs smoking, I knock on the door and they say, Just a minute! Just a minute', Just a minute please! so I open the door. They go 'Hi dad!' and 'Hi Dr. Huxtable', they've tossed the cigarettes under the bed still lit! Smoke's coming up, I ask a dumb question, I say 'have you been smoking?' they go 'Oh no' and smoke's coming out the side of their mouths, I say what's that? They say 'Oh well we were trying this very strong beef jerky'. They're lucky I didn't crack more than the walls by yelling.

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