The Cosby Show · Season 2, Episode 5
“Theo And The Older Woman” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (6), Clair Huxtable (2), Denise Huxtable (2)
Daddy, did you know that Susan is coming over today?
The girl from your social studies class?
Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
And this is what you're wearing?
Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
[about gardening] If this is so lovely, how come you're not down here giving me a hand?
Because that's dirt.
No, to you it's dirt. To me, it's life.
Ha ha. Then why is it that you get upset when the children track life into the house?
[about Theo flirting with Denise's friend] The girl doesn't understand that the boy is fifteen years old. At fifteen the boy would hit on a snake.
Daddy, did you know that Susan is coming over today?
The girl from your social studies class?
Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
And this is what you're wearing?
Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
[about gardening] If this is so lovely, how come you're not down here giving me a hand?
Because that's dirt.
No, to you it's dirt. To me, it's life.
Ha ha. Then why is it that you get upset when the children track life into the house?
[about Theo flirting with Denise's friend] The girl doesn't understand that the boy is fifteen years old. At fifteen the boy would hit on a snake.
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