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The Cosby Show · Season 1, Episode 11

“You're Not a Mother Night” quotes from The Cosby Show

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“You're Not a Mother Night” · Season 1, Episode 11

In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (4), Clair Huxtable (2)

FCFemale Client

That's a wonderful thing you're doing for your wife!

Thank you.

CClient

How long you been married?

21 years.

CClient

How many kids?

Four at home and one in college.

CClient

Five children and 21 years. What are you celebrating?

Survival.

[Claire and Cliff have just gotten into bed, and the phone rings; Cliff answers]

Hello? ... This better be necessary. [hands the phone to Claire] It's for you.

CClaire

Hello.

KThe Kids

[on the other end] Good night mom! And don't bring home another baby!

FCFemale Client

That's a wonderful thing you're doing for your wife!

Thank you.

CClient

How long you been married?

21 years.

CClient

How many kids?

Four at home and one in college.

CClient

Five children and 21 years. What are you celebrating?

Survival.

[Claire and Cliff have just gotten into bed, and the phone rings; Cliff answers]

Hello? ... This better be necessary. [hands the phone to Claire] It's for you.

CClaire

Hello.

KThe Kids

[on the other end] Good night mom! And don't bring home another baby!

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