[ostensibly attempting to disprove Freudian motivations behind his political beliefs] I am in favor of missile defense, yes: not because missiles remind me of a penis; I like them for their power: the thrust, the explosive imposition of our will into the fertile deltas of another country.
9 May 2006
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