You said, "Anyone who grew up on a farm knows that evolution exists." OK, are you saying a monkey can milk a cow?
PAPeter Agre
Well, if I can milk a cow I suspect a monkey as smart as I am can milk a cow.
Are there monkeys as smart as you?
AAgre
I'm sure there are quite a few, quite a few.
Oh really? Do they give a Nobel Prize for throwing your own feces?"
AAgre
That's the Economics prize, I think.
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