[Fritz is putting lights on a Christmas tree, while Brenda is sitting on the couch, unwinding the lights and sulking]
Brenda, is something wrong?
This is ridiculous.
Our real estate agent said it would help sell the house, give it a "home for the holidays" vibe. And we both know Gary doesn't lie.
[scoffs] Gary. He hasn't brought us an offer in three months, suddenly he calls out of the blue and we're supposed to hop to? Because he's got "the buyer", again?
Brenda, if you don't wanna show the house, just say so.
I want to show the house, I just don't wanna waste the day decorating it for one couple!
Is it really so terrible to have the house feeling a little festive?
I do not like it when I am ordered to be festive!
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