“Off The Hook” quotes from The Closer

Brenda

Look, Will, for your own sake, just take a deep breath, okay? I-I know you're feeling some extra pressure because of this whole chief business...

Pope

So now, on top of everything else, you're accusing me of overreacting?! You want to know what I think? I think your own reaction to this case has been slow, unimpressive, and potentially dangerous to the rest of the parole-board members in the state.

Brenda

Okay! That's it! You don't like the way I'm handling this case, that's just fine. You should just take it over yourself.

Pope

You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Brenda

I hate to say this, Will, but this whole Chief selection process, it has not brought out the best in you. And if this is how you intend to run the Department, I'm not even sure it's a job you should have.

Pope

Well, do you think you could do better?

Brenda

I'd be really disappointed if I couldn't.

Brenda

(answers phone): Deputy Chief Johnson.

Provenza

Where are you?

Pope

(to Provenza): Is that Chief Johnson?

Provenza

My proctologist. You need something?

Pope

No. No, I just... You're asking where your proctologist is?

Provenza

Yes. I hate it when he surprises me.