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S1 E15

The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Ernie, Cleveland, Jr. and others in “Unfinished Business”

EErnie

So Junior, how's your woodshop project going?

[Cleveland, Jr. is making a snow angel in the sawdust]

CJCleveland, Jr.

Whhheeee! I'm making sawdust angels.

EErnie

That's your project?

CJCleveland, Jr.

Who cares? It's shop. It's not like a real class.

TMr. Tanner

Not a real class?

[Cleveland, Jr. turns to see Mr. Tanner]

CJCleveland, Jr.

I'm sorry. I didn't see you, Mr. Thumbs.

[everyone gasps and Mr. Tanner gets mad]

EErnie

That's what we call him behind his back.

TMr. Tanner

You think these are funny?

[he shows his hands with no fingers]

TMr. Tanner

I can't walk them damn street without people pulling over and asking to buy me a ride.

CJCleveland, Jr.

[laughs] They think you're hitchhikers.

TMr. Tanner

You better get serious, young fella. This project is worth 75% of your grade.

CJCleveland, Jr.

We get a grade in this class? Well if I failed sharp, I'll disappoint my father. And I've never disappointed my father!

TMr. Tanner

Get your act together, Brown. If your final project doesn't blow me away, I will not hesitate to give you an F.

CJCleveland, Jr.

You would F me? Well how do you even write down grades?

TMr. Tanner

I report them orally. That's right, I will F you orally.

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