It’s okay with me! I don’t mind if she comes along or not!
[angry and to Bobby] LISTEN (VERY CAREFULLY) MR. CHIN-UP KING! I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE ASKED FAIR AND SQUARE! BUT THERE IS NO WAY! NO WAY YOU ARE GOING ON MY DATE WITH RACHEL!
[The scene cuts to the drive-in]
[from the backseat] You're blocking my view!
[Greg and Rachel move apart.]
And I want some more popcorn.
You've already had three bags!
Then I want pizza.
I'll be back in a minute, Rachel.
[Greg gets out of the car to buy Bobby a slice of pizza.]
[Jumps into the front seat] Boy, you can really see better from up here.
[Unenthused] Uh-huh.
Neat movie, isn't it?
Yeah, real neat.
Having fun, huh?
We're having a ball.
You see, I told Greg if I came you wouldn't mind.
[to Bobby] Here's the pizza you ordered! And that's all of the food you get!
[Greg angrily murmurs about the bet]
[muttering] Our bet had nothing to do with me going broke!
Greg, wouldn't it be nice if Bobby got in the backseat to eat his pizza?
Yes, that would be nice.
Okay! [Greg closes the car door, accidentally hits the horn, shushes Bobby] I didn't do that! Want some pizza?
No!
How about you, Rachel? It's real good, pepperoni and onions.
No, no thank you.
You guys don't know what you're missing!
We know what we're missing! [Attempts to embrace Rachel again]
You're blocking my view again!
Come on, Bobby, stop fooling around! You're not even watching the movie!
Neither are you!
I'll tell you what, why don't we all watch the movie.
[They watch the movie]
It's warm in here, put the top down.
Put the top — ? Now look, Bobby.
You might as well do it, Greg.
[Greg puts the top down, causing several cars behind them to honk their horns because it's blocking their view]
[Bobby opens an umbrella, holds it over their heads]
What do you think you're doing?
It might rain. You wouldn't want sweetiepie to get wet, would you?
Now you're just being a wiseguy. Put that umbrella away!
I told you, it might rain!
Well, if it might rain, then I'm putting the top back up! [Retracts the roof, causing cars to honk again]
[Bobby doesn't close his umbrella, causing the tip to tear a hole in the roof. He ends up sticking the umbrella through the roof, and keeps trying to pull it out. It gets stuck, he looks at Greg]
Now you've done it! Wait till Dad sees this!
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